How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Robin, get in the car!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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