- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

Tilt your screen back

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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