Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Women's rights

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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