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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Knock knock Go away

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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