- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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