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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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What's blue? The sky.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes