Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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Bitch

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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