- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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