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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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