- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People with cancer.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A man was shot. He died.

A blind man watches TV

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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