What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Knock Knock The doors already open

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

black people

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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