Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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