- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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