What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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I read the terms of service.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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