- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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