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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Two women were sitting quietly.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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