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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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