what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

ok

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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