Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her." The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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