what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

jd and zach loves vigina

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Do the roar!

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Soccer...

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Who invented apple? God

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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