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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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