How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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