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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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