Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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i committed murder

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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