All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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