What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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How old are you? 7

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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