Yo Momma is not fat.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

meh

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

I like school Said no one ever.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

why did sally drown cause she was black

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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