- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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