A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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A midget walked under a bar.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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