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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

gay porn...

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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