Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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