so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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Infamous last words: "Phew these Germans are finally gonna let us take a shower! Okay who farted! And do not lie because it smells like gas in here!" "Oh Crickey! That reptoil looks dangerous! Good thing I am immune to reptoils... Wait are Manta-Roys reptoils? uh oh..." "Hi OJ dear! Say hello to my brothe..." Moral: Hmm my chest hurts I wonder if... YAAAAaaaaaaaaaaRAGHGHGhGHGHG *dead* RESURRECTION! Phew...

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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gay porn...

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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