- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

An Artic Storm.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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