- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Ian's mind Elevator music

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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