why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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