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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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