What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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