Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Mahmy

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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