- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

Honk if you're Amish!

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Get on the boat.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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