Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Womens rights.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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