Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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