There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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