- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

dry handjob

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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