- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

So a blonde walks into a wall...

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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