- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

a. why? b. because

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

noah is a scrub jungle

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

a. why? b. because

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

noah is a scrub jungle

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses