- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Your dads dead. lol

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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