whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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Waffles ate my grandma

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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