Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Women's rights

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

The game.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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