What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok lets... wait.. wtf I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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knock knock whos their a person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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