- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

hard cheese

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

there once was a black man who played basketball

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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