- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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