- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

A blind man walks into a library.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Bryson got a concussion...he died

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Irish sobriety

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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