Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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