What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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