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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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