The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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roy g biv

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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