- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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