Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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