- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

your mum

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

the WNBA

Yo mama so fat.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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