Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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being sober in a bar fight

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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hi dave

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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