- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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