- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

BIG PENIS

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Roses are red.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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