what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

jd and zach loves vigina

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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