Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Nick Cannon

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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