- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Women's rights.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

I work at jcpenny

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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