Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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so the weather's nice...

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Anti Joke

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