- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

I'm Polish.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

What would u like to drink?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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