- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Justin beiber..

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

what are you mike bibby?

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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