A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

What is cowboy say

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

are u black unlucky

You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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