there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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