Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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