What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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