What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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