- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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