Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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Women can vote? wtf

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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are u black unlucky

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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