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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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