Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Of course, first door on your left

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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