- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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