- Anti Joke

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good