- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

the lemon was sweet.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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