Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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The EPA.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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Women's rights.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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