- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

How High is a Chinese man

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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