- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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