- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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