- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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