- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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