- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Obama walks into a hospital....

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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