What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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