Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Massie is a fatass

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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