Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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whats up and also down? your mum

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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