What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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whats brown and booky a book.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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I once did something.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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