- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What comes after 69? 70

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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