what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

PIED NINNY!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Politics

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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