- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

a man makes a bad joke

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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