Me Neither.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

cats are pussies

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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