- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

I forgot what i was gonna say

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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