Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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Anti Joke

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