- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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