- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Hi, my name is Jake.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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