- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Connor is homosexuaI

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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