- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Knock Knock? Come in.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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