- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

whats my name? Matt

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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