- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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