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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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