What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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