In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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your life

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Skrillex.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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LET

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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