- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

whats a joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

The Labour Party.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

You were born.

Knock Knock. Not home.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

I think everybody should have a penis.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

scientology.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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