Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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mikey is cute

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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