- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

A Fat Kenyan

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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What's your guys names?

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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