- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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