why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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women's rights

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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