- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

im telling maguire

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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