whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Justin beiber..

im telling maguire

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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