What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

hey justin

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

do you have a wife?

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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