What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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