Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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